Cats

Let's Ask Irene

Behavior Studies

Yep or Nope

Not Cats

One-sentence Reviews

Tales from the 99

Merch

your cat

About Irene the Cat

Irene the Cat came about because we wanted to build a website that a preteen girl could look at without giving us qualms. Not that many preteen girls are likely to be interested in our sense of what's funny and interesting, but still. So, for better or worse, this is it.

The Categories

Notice that we resisted the obvious pun. No, no, don't thank us. It's the least we can do. Anyway, these are what's for dinner:

ask tinyLet's Ask Irene is personally dictated by our very own Irene the Cat. You can see her typing it, right there on the left. Don't be fooled. It's just a ploy to get snacks, really. She's a terrible typist and we have to redo all her copy.

behave tinyWe indulge ourselves in some fakie — er, pseudoscience in Behavior Studies. Here our crack team of crackpots answers such age-old questions as why cats thunder around like lunatics in the middle of the night. (They're nocturnal, and they're lunatics. Plus it's annoying.)

yep tinyWould you pet this cat, Yep or Nope? Rate 'em from Best in Show to Roadkill. Vote as often as you want, but we'll disallow votes that originate from the same address within a certain time period. See can you guess what it is.

osr tinyUnless your name is Kurosawa, you've got no business using more than 90 minutes of our time to show us your movie. Just to show we know how limiting that can be, we'll confine our comments to One Sentence Reviews. Hey hey, everybody wins.

99 tinyTimes are tough all over, but Mama taught us how to live well on the good and cheap. We share our secrets (which are pretty obvious, sad to say) in Tales from the 99: Easy Eats for Hard Times.

merch tinyGaze upon the splendor of our Merch page. Money money money / We like money / Everybody else has some / We got none / Boy we sure would like us some. This would probably sound a lot more elegant in Latin.

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